Hazelhooves
Pulling an all-nighter

I have so many arts to do for Ask Britannia that I’m going all night.

Just wish it wasn’t so stifling in here

Dayumm it’s a hot night.

Need me some good tunes or a livestream to drop into to keep me going…

Or maybe I’ll pop Lego Movie on again :)

I’m clearly in an “Awesome real world kitties” reblogging kind of mood. 

Submit to me the awesome real world cats and I shall feature them. 

My immense internet presence shall immortalize them for posterity!

=^,^=

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heyhocloudy:

smashalash:


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE
HER NAME IS TAMAAND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPANSHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERSAND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICEAND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOODAND SHE IS A FUCKING EXECUTIVE OF A FUCKING RAILROAD STATION 
AND LOOK AT HER

the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well


MAN YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE TRAIN MORE TOO THOUGH!!
FOR ONE THERES A LITTLE LIBRARY INSIDE WITH CHILDREN’S BOOKS!!

AND TAMA THEMED COUCHES AND BACKBOARDS!!!



AND THE FRONT HAS WHISKERS!!!
TAMA IS SO POPULAR THAT TOURISM FROM TAMA BASICALLY BROUGHT THE ENTIRE TOWN BACK FROM THE BRINK AND SAVED THE RAIL LINE!!!
I MEAN CHECK THIS OUT!!

A TAMA CAFE!! AN ENTIRE TAMA GIFTSHOP!! TAMA NOTEBOOKS TAMA BAGS TAMA EARRINGS MORE TAMA STUFF I NEVER GOT PICTURES OF!! THERE IS SO MUCH TAMA !! THIS GODDAMN CAT!!

im sure ive reblogged this before but this cat makes me so happy

heyhocloudy:

smashalash:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE

HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS A FUCKING EXECUTIVE OF A FUCKING RAILROAD STATION 

AND LOOK AT HER

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the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well

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MAN YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE TRAIN MORE TOO THOUGH!!

FOR ONE THERES A LITTLE LIBRARY INSIDE WITH CHILDREN’S BOOKS!!

AND TAMA THEMED COUCHES AND BACKBOARDS!!!

AND THE FRONT HAS WHISKERS!!!

TAMA IS SO POPULAR THAT TOURISM FROM TAMA BASICALLY BROUGHT THE ENTIRE TOWN BACK FROM THE BRINK AND SAVED THE RAIL LINE!!!

I MEAN CHECK THIS OUT!!

A TAMA CAFE!! AN ENTIRE TAMA GIFTSHOP!! TAMA NOTEBOOKS TAMA BAGS TAMA EARRINGS MORE TAMA STUFF I NEVER GOT PICTURES OF!! THERE IS SO MUCH TAMA !! THIS GODDAMN CAT!!

im sure ive reblogged this before but this cat makes me so happy

dennybutt-art:

The Four Horses of the Apocalypse
I decided to design them for my Klausen universe (which means yes, they’ll appear in the much later comics). With lots of research and inspiration, I tried my best to make each horse look like a good enough interpretation for what they symbolize. (By the way I’m using the term “horses” instead of “ponies” because come on, “The four ponies of the Apocalypse” sounds kinda gay.) I DO plan to design a Conquest, although he may be more mentioned rather than featured in Klausen.
Each of these horses are a little taller than the average size of a regular stallion.
Pestilence is an underweight stallion, covered in boils and growths. He has rotten skin peeling off from his body, so badly that even part of his bones are exposed. You can see this if you look closely at his right hind leg. He’s surrounded by a plague of flies and insects. Maggots and vomit are dripping from his mouth. His mane and tail are in terrible condition (although that is nothing compared to everything else wrong with him). And of course, his eye hanging out from its socket. Pestilence himself is well, a pest. I also imagine that Pestilence reeks badly of rot and vomit and horrid things…
Famine is an extremely underweight stallion. The lack of nutrition has caused the hairs of his mane and tail to fall out. Some of his bones are exposed due to Famine being so starved that he’s attempted to devour himself. Due to his weak state, Famine can barely speak, as well as his struggle to walk as he drags his legs and body behind him.
War is the most vicious-looking, and sounding, as he now and again cries out in roars of pain and anger. He’s covered in incredibly strong armor that is impossible to be broken. He has barbed wire stuck into the flesh of his right hind leg. War also has a bit in his mouth, attached with huge, heavy chain reins. The fetlocks of his legs are ignited, as well as his tail. Blood is seeping down his body from underneath his armor. War always has streaks of blood down his face from his dark glowing eyes.
Death is the most peaceful of them. He doesn’t move much and always keeps his head held high. He’s usually seen with a ripped black cape. He has a white face marking. His rib cage is exposed, as well as his bottom jaw. He has completely plain white eyes and a long, silvery tail. Death will come to anybody who touches him.
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I had so much fun designing these. They are only sketches for now but I can’t wait to line art and colour these all.

dennybutt-art:

The Four Horses of the Apocalypse

I decided to design them for my Klausen universe (which means yes, they’ll appear in the much later comics). With lots of research and inspiration, I tried my best to make each horse look like a good enough interpretation for what they symbolize. (By the way I’m using the term “horses” instead of “ponies” because come on, “The four ponies of the Apocalypse” sounds kinda gay.) I DO plan to design a Conquest, although he may be more mentioned rather than featured in Klausen.

Each of these horses are a little taller than the average size of a regular stallion.

Pestilence is an underweight stallion, covered in boils and growths. He has rotten skin peeling off from his body, so badly that even part of his bones are exposed. You can see this if you look closely at his right hind leg. He’s surrounded by a plague of flies and insects. Maggots and vomit are dripping from his mouth. His mane and tail are in terrible condition (although that is nothing compared to everything else wrong with him). And of course, his eye hanging out from its socket. Pestilence himself is well, a pest. I also imagine that Pestilence reeks badly of rot and vomit and horrid things…

Famine is an extremely underweight stallion. The lack of nutrition has caused the hairs of his mane and tail to fall out. Some of his bones are exposed due to Famine being so starved that he’s attempted to devour himself. Due to his weak state, Famine can barely speak, as well as his struggle to walk as he drags his legs and body behind him.

War is the most vicious-looking, and sounding, as he now and again cries out in roars of pain and anger. He’s covered in incredibly strong armor that is impossible to be broken. He has barbed wire stuck into the flesh of his right hind leg. War also has a bit in his mouth, attached with huge, heavy chain reins. The fetlocks of his legs are ignited, as well as his tail. Blood is seeping down his body from underneath his armor. War always has streaks of blood down his face from his dark glowing eyes.

Death is the most peaceful of them. He doesn’t move much and always keeps his head held high. He’s usually seen with a ripped black cape. He has a white face marking. His rib cage is exposed, as well as his bottom jaw. He has completely plain white eyes and a long, silvery tail. Death will come to anybody who touches him.

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I had so much fun designing these. They are only sketches for now but I can’t wait to line art and colour these all.

ask-stronghold-the-valiant:

HEY, YOU!

Yes, you there! Do you like bling? Do you like ponies too? Well, what a coinkydink, I got the thing for you!

I will be opening an online shop with these cool bracelets within the next few weeks, but I thought you guys would like a preview of what I’m working on! 

These bracelets are handmade(Hoof-made?) By little ol’ me, AmberJack/Strongmod, out of embroidery thread and love. Y’know, the good stuff. Each bracelet is fitted to my wrist with a bit of wiggle room(I have a thick wrist), but if you think your own wrist will be too big or too small, don’t be afraid to request a certain length! The clasp is simply a round bead knotted in at one end that holds through a loop at the top- it’s stronger than you think. In the future, I plan to get some hook and eyes, but for now, this is what I have.

These bracelets will be $3.00 a piece, though Rainbow Dash will be $3.50 for the amount of string her style uses. The generic design will be the spiral shown in the second picture, but I can also do fishtail, and a few other wonky knots that I’ll be posting soon. There might be a few blemishes in the spiral, as I AM human, but I won’t put anything too bad up for sale, I promise.

I WILL be able to ship these bracelets internationally! (Woo-hoo!) All I need is a forewarning. Something like ‘Hey, loser, I live in Finland, is that cool?’ will suffice. (Of course, if you do live in Finland, props to you for being in my favorite country.) Each bracelet will be bubble-wrapped in an envelope for convenience. Maybe I’ll put a cool note in there too, you never know.

THE SCHEMES

As of right now, I will ONLY be doing canon ponies. Once I see how things go, I would love to make one in the colors of your oc! Pfft I didn’t already make myself a Stronghold bracelet nope  OC Bracelets will be the same price as canon ponies, $3.00, though if they use more than three colors, they will be $3.50. 

PRE ORDERS!!

Now, the fun part! I have a LOT of time to make these, but I would love to give you folks a chance to pre-order a bracelet! As of right now, I will be taking TWO orders per Mane Six, and ONE order per background Pony! Unless you trust my wrist, please put your wrist size in your order. Orders should be placed via my ask box. I will NOT need your payment or your address until my Paypal is cleared and I am ready to mail. Just note that if you have to change your order or take it out for any reason, PLEASE let me know ASAP! It will help me out a lot! 

Keep track of this post for the open slots!

Mane Six bracelets (Listed in order from the picture)

Twilight Sparkle

Fluttershy

Pinkie Pie

Rainbow Dash

Applejack

Rarity

Shining Armor(Background pony, but shown)

Not shown, but I will make:

Princess Celestia

Princess Luna (NOT Nightmare Moon)

Bon Bon

Vinyl Scratch

Octavia

Derpy Hooves/Ditsy Doo

Doctor Whooves

Big Macintosh

Thanks for your time! Even if you do not wish to order, a reblog would be lovely! :)

aramis-dagaz:

ask-ickle-mod:

Cracked.com, throwing down some new perspectives as usual. I didn’t actually expect number four!

A friend of mine had been struggling with homelessness for a while before finding a place to stay, but then had to leave with no further options available to him.  The first thing I did when I found out about this was to search for homeless shelters in the local area, but he quickly set me straight on why that wasn’t as good of an idea as I had initially thought it was.  In addition to the reasons listed in the article, the picture of the old and stained mattress should be a clue why homeless shelters are not a long-term solution.

What was particularly enlightening about this article was the part where most homeless people turn to drugs after becoming homeless to help pass the time.  Having been stuck waiting for a flight for four days with nothing else to do, I can attest to the insidious effect of boredom, and I had the luxury of books, my DS, an Internet connection, and wheat beer to help pass the time.  There’s only so long you can do that before it gets old, and that’s faster than you would think.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

They’re all part of the same company. It could happen.

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.
Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)

maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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